Privacy Policy

Last updated: 28 September 2026 — counsel: M. Folder, Esq.

Limb Lease Holdings — correction: Bilateral Persistence Ltd. — respects your privacy the way a well-configured firewall respects inbound SYN floods: politely, and by dropping them.

What we collect

This brochure site does not run analytics CDNs, does not set tracking cookies for advertising, and does not operate a real contact-form backend. If you email webmaster@keshav.com, we receive whatever you put in that email.

What we publish

Unsolicited commercial pitches to webmaster@keshav.com may be paraphrased on our Correspondence page and answered in-character. We do not publish other people’s real email addresses, attachments, or live phishing/malware URLs. Legitimate personal inquiries are not roasted on the site.

Credentials

Never send passwords, private keys, or production credentials to a satirical webmaster address. We will not ask for them. Pants already phished enough of your pockets.

Third parties

Hosting is provided by whatever keeps keshav.com upright this week. We do not sell personal data; we barely invent personal data.

— M. Folder, Esq., on behalf of Bilateral Persistence Ltd. (not Limb Lease Holdings, though the stamp was handy)